Q: Why won't you host me?
A: Because you suck. You are ordinary. You are boring.

Q: Will you be a DNS server for my domain name?
A: We don't do that. That is just plain wrong.

Q: Why don't you sell or give out shell accounts anymore?
A: We hate dealing with people doing this crap from our servers, so now we are a little bit picky about who we give access.

Q: What is your connection speed?
A: We have a 384k SDSL connection.

Q: What kind of server do you have?
A: It is a dual Pentium II processor running on RedHat Linux 7.2, SCSI drives throughout, 128MB RAM.

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